Weird world: sex with horse kills cowboy
From the Seattle Times:
King County sheriff’s detectives are investigating the owners of an Enumclaw-area farm after a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse on the property. Investigators first learned of the farm after the man died at Enumclaw Community Hospital July 2. The county Medical Examiner’s Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse. Deputies don’t believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, said Sgt. Urquhart. But because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals. The farm was talked about in Internet chat rooms as a destination for people looking to have sex with livestock, he said. "A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said Urquhart.
HOW did Mr. Ride-'Em-Cowboy shuffle off the mortal coil? Did the horse kick him to death for a bad blowjob? “We couldn’t believe what we were seeing,” a cop said. “In the rare, rare case this happens, it’s the person doing the animal. I think that has led to the astonishment of all of the entities involved.” Which means, er, the guy was the bottom, and the horse the top. The guy died of acute peritonitis from a perforation of the colon. Better fuck the horse than let the horse fuck you.
NOW WHY did I post this disgusting piece of horseshit? It's a guy thing, I'm afraid. Hope you ladies forgive me. Unless some of you actually enjoyed reading this. Did you?