Mom wants son to be gay

A mother writes about her son: 'It is worse when I explain that I hope Zeke is gay. Think about it, I say. How many straight men maintain inappropriately intimate relationships with their mothers? How many shop with them? I want a gay son. People laugh, but they assume I'm kidding. I'm not.' Full revelation here. It's Salon, so you have to click on to sitting through an ad before you get to read the article. This ad is pretty interesting--about baby seals being beaten to death.