Personals ads for poets

Lonely poets, check this. And here's a lady poet looking for another premillionaire. "Sometimes I look at people & think Jesus what happened here. But I too am tragically flawed in posh isolation—am an anemic, malcontented poet who subsists on chickpeas & Diet Dr. Pepper. I studied at Oxford and Cambridge universities before receiving my BA and MFA in Writing & Poetics from Naropa University. Currently, for my sins I live in New York City where I am a writer with a new book coming out. My poems, like me, tend toward “hormonal lyricism” & chronicle a string of meaningless affairs. So far my search for a mate has been tough-love and I have simply slept my way to the middle. A 10021-shiksa, amid the vitamin-stuffed bluebloods of the Upper East Side, I still romanticize the proletariat. Am 30, have very short platinum hair, not horizontally challenged but not Giacometti-thin either. 5'05" Texan with Eskimo blood & effervescent smile. Matisse-blue eyes. Zero abortions, zero dependents & financially secure in a kind of limited way." Read on.