Man caught hiding in septic tank, getting shat on

“A 14-year-old spotted something strange in the waste tank of a New Hampshire outhouse — a man’s face staring back up at her. Police said Gary Moody, 45, of Gardiner, Maine, was standing in the ladies’ room collection tank wearing hip waders, according to the Kennebec Journal of Augusta, Maine. ‘You can draw your own conclusions as to the conditions we encountered,’ Capt. John Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff’s Department told WMUR-TV of Manchester, N.H. The girl was about to use the facilities around noon on Sunday at a log-cabin rest stop near Albany on the Kancamagus Scenic Byway, which runs through the White Mountain National Forest. ‘It’s a very filthy environment, and before we put anybody in contact with him, we had to decontaminate him,’ said Hebert, explaining why Moody was hosed off before being handcuffed. ‘We treated him as if he were hazardous material.’” —Fox News (US)

What was this fella thinking? Was he an innocent voyeur? Or was the filth and the shit an integral part of his perversion? If you’re concealing yourself in a public toilet, you must expect to get pissed and shat on. When you bore a peephole into a Victoria’s Secret changing room, you're a voyeur. But crawling into a septic tank? Goddam hardcore, that. Coprophile, they call it.