I like the Dove ads, even though they're peddling total bullshit

Hey, I like those generously proportioned chicks in the Dove ads. For too long the media have propagated the myth that men like thin chicks. Men don't like thin chicks, they like chicks who bulge all over the place. Funny that black men are the only men in America who are blatantly honest about this. Look at any black girlie magazine. Those chicks bulge more than the Dove chicks. Let's hear it for bulges -- for plump, for big, for FAT! Plenty of meat on the bone makes for a good, solid, nourishing meal. Just sayin. Don't mind thin chicks either. Chicks of any shape or size, as long as they're feminist and kinda femmy. Well, they don't HAVE to be femmy, but the occasional touch of lipstick doesn't hurt. Well, they don't HAVE to wear lipstick even. They don't even HAVE to have tits. As long as they're chicks. OK, enough of this objectification. If I had to choose whether the human race should consist of all chicks or all guys, I'd pick all chicks, even though that would mean the end of me.