Nude Thoughts 16

You want me to come on your yacht? OK, I’ll just go and put something on. Oh, you want me to come as I am? What, are you having a nudist party? No, it’ll just be you and me and the chef. Oh. The chef. So let me get this straight, you’re asking me out for a nude lunch on your yacht? What are we going to eat, a naked entrée? Will the chef be naked, too? I’ll tell you what, why don’t you buy me a drink first? And take off your clothes. Yep, I insist. After all, you can see what you’re getting, but I can’t see what I’m getting. Fair’s fair, don’t you think?