It's all about chicks

Don't know how this happened, but today's posts are all about chicks. Not even one good bashing of male bete noir Bush (though I can't resist this link that links him to assholedom.) Maybe I should look for a post that bashes his wife or his mom. Anyway, posts about chicks is what you get today. And me, I'm a penis carrier. How did it happen? Can it be because the thing I like best about life is that at least half the world's humans carry vaginas? Am I that shallow? Hey, that's actually deep. I'm working on a piece about what makes penis and vagina carriers different -- i.e. why people with hanging-out, sticking-up penises are different from people with going-in, getting-wet holes. Sticks and holes: there's a wealth of difference here, cultural, genetic, what-have-you, hitherto unexplored by feminist theory, I believe (Luce Irigaray and Helene Cixous and their "writing from the female body" notwithstanding -- there you go, I've worked in two more Major Chicks).