Nude Thoughts 21

So you say you know how to fuck me real good? I like a guy with confidence in his abilities, who are you? Michael Brown. What do you do, Michael Brown? You head up FEMA? What? And you say you can fuck? But you don't know how to do your job, for chrissake. You're the most incompetent person in government since Paul Bremer fired the Iraq Army and plunged that country into chaos. Don't make me laugh. You can't fuck, you can only fuck up. In Japan, guys like you commit harakiri to get over their shame. Ever thought of resigning? Or do you think if you stay in your job you'll get a Congressional Medal of Freedom? Well, you might, Bremer got one. You're getting a call? That was a short call. What did the call say? You've been relieved of your duties? Thank God, you've been fired. No, just relieved of your on-site duties? Does that mean you'll get your Medal of Freedom after all?