Nude Thoughts 29

I have no idea why the photographer put me in this stupid position. I think he may be a reincarnation of Euclid. I’m here to create triangles and parallel squares with my limbs, so he can work out his geometrical obsessions. Complicated chap. I hope he doesn’t complicate my life by giving me a check instead of paying cash. I don’t want to have to declare the income I get from illustrating stupid Euclidean proportions. Jeez, you'd think he'd have the good sense to showcase my excellent tits instead.