Did you know about Condi Rice's cousin Connie?

Condoleezza Rice’s cousin, Connie, was "brought up in the segregationist South with the same family belief that children could educate themselves out of their circumstances. Both of them did just that, after which Condi Rice chose the board of Chevron oil, the invasion of Iraq and right-wing Republicanism; Connie Rice studied law, joined the NAACP Legal Defense Fund and has her own views on capitalism: ‘It’s not an invisible hand, it’s an invisible penis, and my clients always get screwed.’
(Via Maud Newton -- see my blogroll to click onto the excellent Maud, who gives the finest lit coverage, and even finds the time to complain about ailments like colds, toothache, and computer fuckups. I haven't had my teeth fixed in years, and my tongue is always exploring great big holes where my fillings have fallen out, but since they sit in the back, my smile looks great, so I'm not going to complain. In the end a toothache goes away, because the germs eat up the entire nerve so the pain stops, and your tooth just rots away in peace and quiet. As for computer fuckups, I've got a Mac with OSX, so my computer is totally stable for all time -- so there. Trust Apple to finally come up with a computer that never screws up. I bet Bill Gates has a Mac that runs Apple programs only. Why would the richest man in the world own a piece of PC shit that runs his rubbishy Windows software?)