Man sued for not giving woman orgasms

A Brazilian woman is suing her partner for not giving her orgasms. According to Terra Noticias Populares reports, the unnamed 31-year-old filled a complaint at Chacar Urbana Police station in Jundiai. She complained that her 38-year-old partner reached an orgasm and then simply stopped the sexual intercourse.

Police chief Jose Roberto Ferraz is investigating the case. Police spokesperson said: "We will look into it, we will treat it as an ordinary complaint and let the judge decide."

IF THE woman wants an orgasm, she should get in touch with controversial Yale Professor Craphogger's Unit for Immediate Orgasm Delivery to Desperate Housewives, which includes himself. Meanwhile, the man should be grateful to her for reminding him of his sexual duty to make her come. It is every man's obligation to make a woman climax if she lets him stick his winkie in her. If he can't do it with his dick, he should use his tongue. If he gets off, so should she. And every man who does not fulfil his end of the sex bargain, should thank his lucky stars if he only gets sued, since every woman now has the Bobbitt option -- to cut off your dick if you don't satisfy her. I'm actually amazed more women don't do it, now that the doughty Lorena Bobbitt has long since shown us the way. Have we already passed the 10-year anniversary of Lorena's Resounding Blow for Women's Sexual Rights?