Weird World: man paints portraits with his penis

An Australian painter has gained notoriety by using his penis as a brush to paint a portrait of the Prime Minister. Tim Patch also used his penis to paint opposition leader Kim Beazley, reports the Sidney Morning Herald. He unveiled both portraits at the opening of the Sexpo exhibition in Perth. Mr Patch, from Queensland, admitted his family was a little surprised by his new painting technique. He said: "My dad is not too impressed. He shook his head and said: ‘Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear’." The former builder was drawing quick portraits in a market until recently. "Then I told a friend I could paint with my dick and she was really enthusiastic," he said. After revealing his talent at a New Year's Eve party, he started sending his penile art pictures to galleries. "But nobody really wanted to know until I sent them to Sexpo and they loved it," he said.