Borat the anti-Semite's movie opened this weekend, and he's been pitching Hollywood

Borat Ready for Close-up Now!

With the release of “Borat” this weekend, Hollywood is head over heels over its latest foreign celebrity — and the feeling, Borat says, is entirely mutual. “I very much love L.A. and Hollywood moviefilm industry, which have given us so many wonderful moviefilm entertainments,” Borat tells us. “I very much like a movie call ‘ET,’ which is about a child with nuclear retardation who live in a cupboard.”

Eager to parlay the success of his first movie into something bigger — maybe a three-picture deal? Borat says he dropped in on a few studios a few weeks back to take part in a noble Hollywood tradition: the pitch meeting. “I had a very good meetings with a moviefilm executive,” Borat recounts. “I have made a pitchings for U.S. and A. remakes of popular Kazakh movies ‘Dirty Jew,’ ‘Dirty Jew 2,’ ‘Attack of the Jew Claw,’ ‘Help There Is a Jew in My Kitchen’ and ‘Where Is My Money, I Think It Was the Jews That Take It.”’ His projects remain in limbo, Borat explains: “The man have said my pitchings were interesting, but they weren’t necessarily what Disney were in the markets for at the moment.”