Adam Ash

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Thursday, February 24, 2005

Rushdie threatens critic with baseball bat

Salman Rushdie, 56, snapped after Guy Trebay said Rushdie's wife stood “for a love of money and commodity." Rushdie allegedly screamed at a New York function: “If you ever write mean things about my wife again, I’ll come after you with a baseball bat.” How Westernized of Salman: to properly honor his Indian roots, he should have threatened Guy with a cricket bat. Myself, I think Rushdie should be beaten over the head with a croquet mallet for -- after the classic Midnight's Children -- banging out a more boring oeuvre than Deepak Chopra.


At 2/26/2005 3:13 AM, Blogger Marginalien said...

That was RUDE? Hmmmm. Methinks you coulda been ruder still, considering the provocation.

At 2/26/2005 9:03 AM, Blogger Adam said...

All right. Maybe the croquet mallet should be inserted in his bum. During the Fatwa business, his wife left him because he didn't -- which is what she thought he should do -- use his big platform at the time to agitate on behalf of other persecuted writers.


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