Adam Ash

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Thursday, February 17, 2005

Three rude questions

What places besides a vagina have you stuck your penis in? (Portnoy stuck his in a piece of liver; the guy in "American Pie" movie in a pie.) And what besides a penis have you put in your vagina? (Carrot? Cucumber? Candle?) Or in your a-hole? (Lightbulb? Doorknob? Gerbil?)


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