This week’s Sex Topic: the Viscosity of the Vagina

Once a week we transgress good taste in our stubborn pursuit of candid discussion re the dark midnight of sex: trying to reverse current trends, by ditching security in pursuit of liberty. OK, let's talk about the holy grail itself, the vessel from whence life heads forth, the sacred yoni. Vaginas have a number of physical qualities: grip, depth, texture, clamminess, slipperiness, oiliness, fragrance, hairiness, folds. Dwell upon this, and then ask yourself: does a penis have any qualities besides size?