Who am I?

I'm a would-be novelist with a new novel being read by my agent right now. What do I do every day?
1. I'm a copywriter without a job, which I want. I live on air, because I don't have money. I go on Hotjobs, Monster and Craigslist and refer people to my ad stuff at http://evertising.blogspot.com
2. I read a lot of stuff on the web, and blog about it.
3. I will start a new novel soon, about a boy who becomes a robot.
4. I have a wonderful girlfriend whom I see on weekends.
5. I think about sex a lot.
6. I make myself and my girlfriend laugh a lot.
7. I think about my no-money state, too. It sucks. If you know of something - like a proofreading job - let me know.