Hilarious sex toy review

This sex toy review is pretty funny. Link here for those of you who crave a bit of plastic up your butts.

"Orifish: This has been called the most comfortable butt-plug on earth. While we haven't stuck it up every butt on the planet, we are inclined to agree. We often get requests for butt-plugs that people can wear out dancing (do you guys have some sort of square dancing club or something? Why haven't we been invited?). We think this butt-plug just may do the trick. Just over 4" long and 1-1/4" at its widest part with a 5/8" neck, this expertly crafted butt toy has a specially carved base for maximum comfort. Plus, it looks like a fish. We like that.
If you decide to wear the Orifish for long periods of time, or after lots of ass-play, or if you're just feeling kinda stretchy that day, we recommend you use the handy 'fish line' provided to keep you from having to tell all your friends about the one that got away.
Note: If you are doing any sort of anal endurance play, please remember to listen to your anus. Use enough lube to keep everything comfy and back off a bit if your delicate tissues begin to complain. Remember, a little discomfort now can turn into a big pain in the ass later."

YES, the world is full of sub-cultures of which your particular culture is totally unaware.