Larry King accused of deep-throating Vice-Prez

I just love this paragraph from The Rude Pundit, in which he certainly earns his nom de blog. For nastiness like this, blogs exist. Only Hunter Thompson ever got as cruelly funny as this in the MSM.

"Sweet, sweet mercy, what a long, luxuriant blow job did Larry King give Vice President Dick Cheney last night on his CNN 'talk' show. How carefully, gently, tenderly, even, King took Cheney's mighty python of love out of his pants and lapped it around the head before plunging, full throttle, on to deep-throating the whole cock. God, you thought the 400-year-old King's spine would snap at the neck from the ferocity with which he bobbed on Cheney's knob. The scariest part was not the sounds of King hungrily lapping at the scrotum that's one heartbeat away from the presidency. And, no, it wasn't King's superhuman repression of his gag reflex. No, no, the scariest part was Cheney barely fuckin' moved. He just sat there, with that stroke victim smirk, just a-grinnin' away while King sucked like a Hoover on the deep pile setting."

MAN, maybe we need to get more down-and-dirty on this blog.