Overheard in New York

From Overheard in NY:
1. HOBO (#1 train): "How you doin'? How you doin'? I'm doin' good. Yeah, you know I'm doin' good, cause I'm lookin' good! And you know why I look good? 'cause I clean mah ass!"
2. NYU CHICK (Silver Building, Waverly Place): "All this work is going to fuck me in the ass so much my boyfriend won't be able to."
3. CHICK (55th & 3rd): "I can't believe how much he charged me for this disposable camera. I was like, 'Why don't you fuck me up the ass while you're at it?' "
4. BLACK GUY (Canal & Broadway): "Damn, it smells like open ass around here."