Bitches I love

Over at one of my very favorite blogs, Bitch Phd, there's been a discussion about why nice guys don't get the girls (according to them) and a female counterpoint of these nice guys: bitches. Why do many men like bitches? As Prof. Bitch points out, there are always men who like strong, assertive, ambitious women, but why do men like your actual bitches? I got to thinking about bitches I've liked and like, and made me a list.

Some categories of OK bitches:
1. bickerers, like to complain and chip away
2. easily outraged, ranters, everything and everybody so unfair, you see what the Dems/Reps are up to now?
3. sarcastic snarks
4. fighters, like to pick a fight because they like a good fight
5. demanding, persnickety, never-satisfied, high-maintenance, I wanted peonies, not roses; won’t go out to dinner if you're gonna wear a baseball cap
6. lecturers, pointers out of faults, know-it-alls, running commentary on how they want to be fucked

Which bitch are you? Some OK bitches can have various bits of OK bitchhood in them. Some bitches only get bitchy when they're under stress, others are just naturally bitchy. Bitches can be OK because they've got other things going for them, or because a particular guy gets off on that particular brand/mix of bitchiness. I'm particularly partial to bitches (2) and (6).