Nude Thoughts 12

Eat your heart out, handsome. I’m very beautiful, I know. But you can’t have me. Life is full of unattainable ideals. I’m your unattainable beauty ideal for today. You ask, why can’t you have me? Good question, simple answer. See that guy over there? That’s my boyfriend. Look, he’s coming right over. Walking very fast. I think he wants to talk to you. Oh dear. You might be attaining something you didn’t expect. That’s the thing about beauty, fella: it often comes at a price.