Spam we love
The sender of this email beauty was "Battling H. Unverified" from exactitude@brisk.com.
Subject: Re: cheapest big penis delivered anonymously
Excuse me... :)
Beauty is a harmonious relation between something in our nature and the quality of the object which delights us.
Haere ki to kainga
IF ALL MY SPAM were like this, I'd click on it. This one's like a poem, isn't it? Including the final Wasteland effect of the harakiri bit (Sanskrit for "50% off on this month's penis"?). But I have no idea what I would do if someone sent me a cheap, big penis. Hang it on the wall? If anyone has a suggestion, let me know.
Meanwhile, here's my idea of a big penis. I don't know if it can be delivered anonymously.
posted by Adam @ 10:38 PM
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Including the final Wasteland effect of the harakiri bit (Sanskrit for "50% off on this month's penis"?).
Slightly off Maori for "Goodbye".
Come on - big penises? Don't New Zealanders automatically spring to mind?
Maori? I'll be damned. Thank you. When I look at it, it definitely has a Maorish ring about it. Can't say I thought of New Zealanders -- I tend to think Inuit when I think of big penises. What kind of p.c. transgression that is, I don't know.
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