Nude Thoughts 14

I'm a granny now, but this is what I looked like as a young girl. Quite a knockout, don't you think? The boys were crazy about me. Of course, I couldn't do much about it. In those days we were very chaste. I found out what sex was all about only after I got married. But after your grandfather died, I made up for it. Ohmigod, did I ever, starting with his best friend. We'd always kind of fancied each other. Do you know what it's like to get down to business after you've fancied each other for forty years? Of course, you wouldn't understand. You kids have it easy today. You see someone at a party you like, and you go do it right there in the bathroom. I know. But my generation, we had anticipation. It made things so much sweeter. Mind you, even us old-timers don't wait around much nowadays. When someone new arrives at the retirement home, the rest of us are all over him or her like we're on a scavenger hunt. When you're old, time is precious. You don't waste it. I've buried two husbands, but since I've been at the home, I've buried eleven boyfriends. That's something, isn't it?