Nude Thoughts 42

Innocent? Me? Ha. Listen, my favorite thing is to strap on a dildo and bonk men up the butt. They always resist, but in the end they enjoy it. You’ve just got to hit that prostate. Some of them come in under a minute. I especially like doing it to older guys who wouldn’t think of experiencing such an indignity, but are willing to endure a little discomfort to get into my pants. I always promise them. Then I break my promise. I’m as innocent as Dracula, dude.