Nude Thoughts 44

You make me feel weird and kind of shy when you look at me like that. Your face gives you away so completely. Your face is like an erection. You poor guy. You look like a Dracula desiring my blood -- a dying man in need of my bone marrow -- a man lost in the desert and I’m the first bottle of water you’ve seen in five days. Tell you what, I’ll fuck you if you buy me a house. Isn’t that how much you want me?