Weird World: farmer spots sexy wife, breaks penis

I don’t know why, but I found the following news item absofuckinglutely hilarious.

A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain. Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing. He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments. Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.”

NOW here’s the part that made me stop laughing, abruptly.

The doctor continued: "We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

POOR fucker.