Condi Rice is one hot bitch

Let’s face it, Condoleeza Rice is the sexiest woman in politics. So where is her boyfriend? Nowhere. How come? Is there no lusty pol in the whole wild Washington dying to bed the Secretary of State? Nary a whisper to be heard. There can be only three valid theories:
1. Condi is asexual. Not likely, given the sexual vibe she puts out. Witness her much-discussed dominatrix outfit last week.
2. She IS a dominatrix, and sublimates it in wielding real power over men. More likely.
3. She’s a lesbian. Even more likely. She wouldn’t be the first lesbian in Dick Cheney’s life.
In fact, if Ms. Rice were a Democrat, the Republicans would have called her a lesbian a long time ago (further proof the Dems are too polite to win elections). Are there any Washington lesbians willing to out her? Before you get miffed, think of the good that such a forced heart-searching would do for the homophobes of the Republican Party –- and the country.