Fugue for the Entire World's Victims from when Abuse first started a Long, Long Time Ago

Yale Professor Craphogger is going to premier his 'Fugue for the Entire World's Victims from when Abuse first started a Long, Long Time Ago' on April 1st. It has been scored for fifty garbage cans, three piglets, a lost Stradivarius, and a gaggle of molting penguins. "I have included everyone--gays, the transgendered, deafmutes, HIV positives, witches, the unborn, single women in New York, the obese, starving children, abused pets, lab rats, zoo animals, servants, butlers, down-at-heel aristocrats, the beheaded, Chinese Christians, lepers, phlegmy old geezers, menopausal women, alcoholics, beggars, the homeless, the flat-chested, nerds, slaughtered cattle, defrocked priests, Neantherthal Man, and dinosaurs. Woe is us all. May our cries of suffering blanket the globe. May we drown in oceans of our own tears. Where have all the flowers gone? We're all fucked, basically."