This week’s sex topic: When is a dick too small?

When do the proportions of a dick become off-puttingly miserly? What if a dick was two inches long, but really fat? Does a long needle-dick work? What is average? Six, five, four inches? For too long male shame has obscured research into this vital aspect of female satisfaction. If you were really in love with a mini-knobbed guy, can your vagina be surgically altered to enjoy his miniosity? What if the problem weren’t small dicks, but big vaginas? It’s all in how you frame the question, isn’t it?