Weekly sex topic: where are the slurs on hets?

There are gloriously derogatory slur names for lesbians and gays: carpet munchers, muff divers, butt pilots, ass jockeys, etc. Where are the slur names for vagina people who fuck penis people, and penis people who fuck vagina people? Let's redress the balance, for Sappho's sake. The only anti-het slur I can think of is the lesbian term for straight women: breeders. I love that one--a proper mix of contemptuous belittlement, with a hint of pity. Do you know any more? Please comment, all you fudge-packing clam-diving clit-chomping Hershey-channel-surfing cunt crawlers.