Adam Ash

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Friday, May 06, 2005

Americaca: blogger fucks Ann Coulter in ass

A few weeks ago I had a post about Ann Coulter and Noam Chomsky fucking. Now here comes a blog where the blogger fucks Ann Coulter in the ass, hard -- and it's priceless. Great minds think alike, but this mind, in this instance, is way sicker than mine. I urge you, please check it out. Fabulous piece of writing. It'll make your day. (Right up there with the classic piece by Paul Muldoon's wife about his guitar playing.) Of course, it would never have been written if Ann Coulter wasn't so bonkable as to induce vivid thoughts about bonking her in the the first place. She's definitely the most bonkable right-winger. My favorite left-wing bonk fantasy? Close contention between Katrina vanden Heuvel, the Nation editor, and Hillary Clinton. Yes, I find Hillary extremely bonkable. Plus, if a bonkmeister like Bill picked her as his wife, just think what a fantastic bonk she must be. I imagine she does it with the same single-minded, tough efficiency she does everything else, and that's a big turn-on. She covers all the bases, so she must give a great blowjob, too. I hope my attempt to humanize this iron lady is appreciated. Actually, it might be a good thing if she campaigned as an iron lady. It didn't hurt Margaret Thatcher one bit.

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