Adam Ash

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Last chance to burn the flag

I couldn't find a flag to burn, so here's a picture. Maybe we should have a National Free Speech "Burn the Flag" Day before the Senate passes a law against flag-burning, which they're working on now, because it's such a burning issue. (Do you get the feeling that the GOP has run out of agenda? No more new ideas from the new ideas party?)
BTW, why flag-burning? What about blowing your nose with the flag? Peeing on it? Wiping your ass with it? Masturbating with it and splooging all over it? There are worse things that can happen to a flag than being burned. How would you feel if you were a flag and someone vomited a fried-egg-and-bacon puke all over you?


At 6/29/2005 6:59 PM, Blogger oscar said...

great point, evert

as a former boy scout (dont ask), i can tell you that when it comes to the rules of the flag it clearly states that THE only way to properly dispose the flg is to burn it...

so i wonder what they will change the rule to... "when the flag can no longer be properly displayed, one should bring it to howard mackie so that he can convert it to a fine two piece bathing suit"


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