Last chance to burn the flag
I couldn't find a flag to burn, so here's a picture. Maybe we should have a National Free Speech "Burn the Flag" Day before the Senate passes a law against flag-burning, which they're working on now, because it's such a burning issue. (Do you get the feeling that the GOP has run out of agenda? No more new ideas from the new ideas party?)
BTW, why flag-burning? What about blowing your nose with the flag? Peeing on it? Wiping your ass with it? Masturbating with it and splooging all over it? There are worse things that can happen to a flag than being burned. How would you feel if you were a flag and someone vomited a fried-egg-and-bacon puke all over you?