THE SEX REBEL OF JESUSLAND, mini-chapter 70

70. MORE VIDEOS

There were two new videos.

The one was from Gay Rectal Revenge. It showed GRR in action again. This time the big black man sodomized a Dr. Richard Gland, the CEO of the Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, the Southern Baptist Convention's agency for "applied Christianity" (social and moral concerns). The men of the GRR claimed that Dr. Gland had come out in favor of a new law extending the punishment for homosexuals who refused Homosexual Aversion Therapy to a life sentence without parole. Dr. Gland was given a humiliatingly public enema on camera before he was thoroughly and viciously buggered with huge donkey-like thrusts.

The other video showed the men of the Muslim Brotherhood dressed in black, masked, with a Crescent flag behind them, and Joshua Grant in front on his knees.

Adam watched it with Ezra. They had been discussing his program. This time Joshua spoke: “I am addressing myself to the President, and the Men of the Gospel. It is about the request of the fellows who have kidnapped me. They want the women in the Arab-American Nevada facility to be allowed to wear headscarves or veils. Now I realize that this would be a big step back in the rehabilitation of this section of our American population, but from where I sit, it doesn’t seem like an unreasonable request, especially since my life is at stake. These guys have promised that they will release me if this request is granted. And if it is not, they have promised that they will cut off my head. So this could be the last days or hours of my life. I recognize that it is not a good idea to bargain with terrorists, but I would like the President to reconsider this matter in my case. I have served the Reformation well since the beginning. In fact, if I had not thrown the might of my media company to the side of the Reformation so early on, it might be questioned if the Reformation would ever have succeeded. So for my past efforts, I think this matter needs to be reconsidered. I leave my fate in your hands. These guys have treated me quite well, but I’m sure they will not treat me very well if their request is not carried out before the end of this week. It’s not as if the headscarves and veils have to be sent to the camps today. Just make the announcement and they will give you the time to get the headscarves and the veils there so the women can wear them and I can still wear my head where I like it, on my neck.”

He smiled at the end. What a brave man, Adam thought. I could never be that brave. When it comes to physical courage, I’m a bit of a ninny. Never mind. When it comes to sex, I’m as macho as they come. What would I rather have: physical courage or sexual aptitude? The bed is my arena. That’s where I swing my sword.

The video was played again and again, to show all the watching Beloveds what stalwart stuff a Blessed was made of. Ezra produced a quick, slick documentary about Joshua’s life: “Joshua Grant - A Profile in Courage.” Even though he was helpless in the hands of the terrorists, Joshua gained twenty points over his closest Presidential challenger, one of the numerous Bushes. Were he to be released and the election held tomorrow, he would win hands down. Adam thought of previous campaigns, and of Bush the Rock, the one who solidified the lasting Bush dynasty. This Bush was now under quarantine in the Wound of Washington with his stalwarts Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Rove and Wolfowitz after being caught there at a badly-timed reunion.

“Those Muslims really know how to run a great campaign,” Ezra quipped to Adam. “They’ve done more for Joshua’s chances than any Christian has.”