Ecuador's witchdoctor puts spell on England's World Cup team

The Ecuador World Cup squad have their own witch doctor - and he's reportedly put a spell on the England team. Tzamarenda Naychapi is an Ecuadorian Indian who uses magic for controlling events, according to the Sun. England insiders roared with laughter when told of the South American team’s juju tactics yesterday. A source said: “They’ll need more than a witch doctor to stop us.” The Ecuador players have also been given a book by their coach telling the story of a family motivated by the murder of their cow. Coach Luis Suarez inspires his players before a game by telling them: “It’s time to kill your cow.”