Men are fucked, fucked, totally fucking fucked

Apparently the Y chromosome is defective, and slowly deteriorating, which means men will eventually die out, once some major chick has figured out how to make more chicks without help from dicks. Now comes more bad news from chick columnist Maureen Dowd: 'Men are always telling me not to generalize about them. But a startling new study shows that science is backing me up here. Research published last week in the journal Nature reveals that women are genetically more complex than scientists ever imagined, while men remain the simple creatures they appear.'