Republicans and Democrats in bidding war for Terri Schiavo's feeding tube

"Over my dead body," said Tom DeLay. "I will not allow the Democrats to buy Terri's Feeding Tube out from under us. We will pay any price, go to any length. The Republican Party will always be the party of Terri's Feeding Tube." Replied Joe Biden: "The Democrats have as much right to Terri's Feeding Tube as any Republican. And if the Republicans manage to snatch it away from us like they snatched Florida in 2000, we'll fight back with the Pope's feeding tube."